Israeli-Palestinian War

I found something that describes the war exactly how I see it.

Palestine

You have two cows, whose ancestors 2,000 years ago belonged to the Jews. The British then come over and give them to Israel. You get your neighbors to fight Israel, and Israel beats the crap out of them and takes their cows too. Israel then offers to give one cow back, which you refuse. You then bomb the cows out of spite. You and the Jews now bomb each other on a regular basis, even though the cows are all dead.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/You_have_two_cows

This war is stupid. Both sides are trapped in a never-ending cycle of revenge. Organizations in other countries, such as the U.S and Arab countries, use this war for their own purposes. Conservative Christians say that we must support Israel. They say that if Israel gives up territory, it will be attacked by rockets launched by Palestinian terrorists who have an easier time hitting their targets. Why not just stop the arms trade, which almost all conservatives refuse to discuss? That's how the terrorists get their weapons. Arab dictators use it as a way of getting the people to focus on something else instead all the problems at home. So no one actually wants the war to stop, because it is one of the ways they stay in power. Just have a war that no one will win and get your side to believe that if they try hard enough, they will win. This seems a lot like 1984...

Free Cascadia!

Do you live in the Pacific Northwest and wished that we could be independent? Well, there are serveal movements to form the nation of Cascadia. See some of the websites below.

Wikipedia has an article on Cascadia that lists all of the major sites

http://republic-of-cascadia.tripod.com/

http://zapatopi.net/cascadia/

Lyle Zapato created this website to introduce people to the idea of Cascadia. It is also a parody of other sites. He also has sereral other pariodes on his website, such as The Truth About Black Heilcopters and the Monorailmen. There are also buttons or badges that you can put on your website.

Slim Mold beetle Named After Bush!

Two conservative biologists have named a species of slime mold beetle after President George W. Bush, Vice President Dick Cheney, and Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld. Conservatives are divided between praising the biologists for honoring them or being outraged at them for providing a way for liberals to say that Bush is slime. Liberals wish that a liberal would have done this. As a liberal, I think that it is okay for them to name it after the President, but not okay if they did it to attack Bush. Even though I dislike Bush, I still think that its not okay if the latter happens.

Hi!

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